Sportsong of the Week #5

Goldfinger

"Wayne Gretzky"

2002

Mojo/Jive

Produced by John Feldmann & Kelly LeMieux

Sport stars are loved by a lot of people. And a lot of people would love to take this love to a groupie consumation level. "Dangerous" Darrin Pfeiffer, drummer of the band Goldfinger, serenades his groupie love for hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, in the song not surprisingly called "Wayne Gretzky". Darrin, self proclaimed stupid American boy, wants to make sweet sweet love to the legend!

For those who don't know, Wayne Gretzky is the leading point-scorer in NHL history, nicknamed "The Great One", and called by many sportswriter, players, and the NHL itself "the greatest hockey player ever". Goldfinger is an American punk rock/ska band that formed in 1994 in Los Angeles, California. When they released their album "Open your eyes" in 2002, the hidden track was the song "Wayne Gretzky". The lyrics are very clear, so they don't need any explanation. Below you can see a live version performed by "Dangerous" Darrin, which makes for even a more vivid image of what it would be like for this stupid American boy to have sex with this very handsome Canadian man. Have a good weekend y'all!

Full lyrics "Wayne Gretzky" - Goldfinger

"Wayne Gretzky"

Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the Great One I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the league's leading scorer Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man But maybe, he'd be attracted to me Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the Great One I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the league's leading scorer Wayne Gretzky I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah